partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via dutchster)




roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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(Source: roughness, via legit-humour)


possiblypensive:

possiblypensive:

why are watches so expensive

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(via legit-humour)


purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

(via legit-humour)



scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

(Source: scatteredly, via dutchster)