eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)



egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

(Source: apollolras, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

(via funniest-facts)



maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

(Source: maliciousmelons, via funniest-facts)


unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03, via funniest-facts)



9gag:

Thor de France. #9gag